One thing that helps the torturous AM commute trying to deal with spilling coffee on myself & stepping on doggy doo-doo, are the always entertaining headlines from the weekend before. My favorites from this morning are: "Horse dies after getting hit by taxi", "Man dies after getting hit in the head with a hammer", & "Partygoer dies after attempting to jump rooftops". It's a shame to find humor in other people's misery but these incidents are just exquisite. As much as I love escaping NYC, you really can't beat what can happen on a daily basis on the block.
