Creeped through the VIP entrance, saw a grip of filled cognac glasses and it dawned on me. I just walked into Hennessy Paradise. The venue was huge and we were trippin'. Waitresess were walking around with Henny mixed cocktails but you could go up to the bar if you wanted a straight kit on the rocks. Got faded with a quickness and heard the Strokes were supposed to play. Drew Barrymore was there rockin' the knitting kneedle dance. Apparently she's fuck'n one of the band members. She was there looking like the hot girl in the hippie store that's cute but you know she never shaves nor bathes properly. I don't know shit about that kind of music though. If it ain't played on WBLS, I ain't never heard of it.
Wasn't feelin' the rocker set, so headed out to take a piss. One girl was in the one of the stalls for what seemed like forever. She came out stumbling like she just got off a rollercoaster. As she passed I made the nose candy sign and we all in line had a laugh. Trooped back up to the bar some more boo-boo juice and snaked through the crowd for the end of the set. As they closed we creeped up to get close for A-Trak's set. His shit was tight and it was the perfect warm-up for what was to come...
Didn't really kick in until the girls from the touring orchestra showed up. Fucking Kanye is really gonna play right now. Usually he throws down in huge sold out venues, but here we were about 2 feet from the stage with hella room to do Da Ratchet Dance. He popped out and it was on. He played all the hits from both albums and even Pharell came out for a few tracks. We were trippin'.. It was hype to hear all the songs you wild out to in your headphones with Kanye about 3 feet away from you at a show that A-Trak snuck you into with a full glass of Hennessy in each hand. I couldn't shake the Kool-Aid smile off my face and turned to DMC and proclaimed, "This is some fucked up shit. IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY!!!!!"
And just to make the night more extended we left the event and walked down the street to Yummy Noodle. In the same vein as Hop-Kee or Noodle King, you can get your " for real" Chinese food. No General Tso Special here. I opted for the Duck with Noodles Soup. Perfect for trying to iron out a Henny drunk. Enjoyed our shit, walked through Little Italy to try and get a cannoli @ 3 in the morning. Good Luck, right? BUT we did happen to find a place that agreed to serve us some Cannoli Gelato. Pretty good esp since we didn't expect to get shit.
And to make the night even more hilarious, we popped into DMCs hotel and went swimming in the lobby pool. I was just laughing at this point esp since I was looking at about only 2 hours of sleep before my first appointment. It was okay though, my client was just recovering from some food poisoning and really didn't want to do shit. Good thing esp since my eyes were so swollen they looked like hot dog buns turned sideways.
