Thursday, November 29, 2007

Kanya heard me now?

South Korean officials have released information about Kim Hoon, a quarry worker that was killed by his cell phone. It was reported that homeboy's bullshit ass LG phone done exploded in his chest pocket and snapped his ribs and spine. Cot Damn!

Time to upgrade yo. It'll never happen with an iPHONE. The battery will die before it can cause any damage.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Tailgate Par-tay.

This video makes 2 things perfectly clear:

-Why I moved away from Buffalo.
-Why some days I miss it.

Be on the lookout for the following:

1. Keg stand.
2. Couch brought from home.
3. Deep fried Pig. Yes, a fucking pig. In a parking lot. Enjoy.
4. Zubaz
5. Choreographed bus-top wrestling match complete with costumes and faux Hulk. Again, enjoy.

It gets really good about 2:45 in. I probably went to high school with at least one of these people. Jesus.


Saturday was a day to chill without a doubt. I took Jenny for a good 7 mile hike around the hood. Crazy that only about a 45 minute walk from the house you are in the middle of nowhere. Crazy views of the Pacific and Catalina from up there, not to mention Camp Pendleton and the Rancho Mission Viejo preserve. After 2 hours we finally made it back home. I think Jenny will think twice before asking to go out for a walk again.

Click the shots for more detail of the snake infested San Clemente backcountry. Finntern, see if you can spot Snake Mountain in the pics. We are climbing that thing when you get back from Hong Kong.

Do no evil??

Must Love Dogs

Caught some random footage of the Monster Mutt Monster Truck while channel surfing over the holiday weekend. I swear I was laughing my ass off. With a wagging tail, floppy ears and tongue, I was made an instant fan. While I was hoping to see Will Castro chewing out Remy; I caught this gem of a whip.

Deebo, I promise I'll be WC for Halloween next year.

Monday, November 26, 2007


Earlier this summer, my parents dropped the bomb saying they were going to Spain for Thanksgiving. While I first thought it was going to be crazy family vacation, they corrected me by saying,"No, it's just going to be us and our friends". After getting shafted last year as well, I finally get the hint that Mom doesn't like cooking the meal of all meals. So pretty much a "Fuck You" to my sis and I, we were determined to make it one of the best ever.

First off, my Bro-In-Law, Mikey, got all the goods to dip one Deep Fried Wang. I was hyped. Nothing like being afraid of burning the house down. Shit was a little craze trying to catch a fire, but we got it good and our shit turned out fucking dope.

I whipped up a batch of my baked Mac n Cheese recipe complete with Cheez It crust. Holla!

My Super Sis working on the gravy and her infamous cookies. She also made this crazy coconut brownie jam that was amazing!

Suprisingly we made it through the Holiday without burning ourselves or the house; and cooked up some marvelous shit; except for this green bean casserole which looked straight nasty. Who needs Greens anyway?

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Turkey

Wishing a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Don't forget to share and sing this Holiday song with your family.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007


I don't think I've ever been a fan of anything enough to pull this type of thing off. Unless they can bury me in a 20 piece Bucket from KFC or an oversized box of Velveeta Shells and Cheese.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Wobble Wobble

Whatever happened to the No Limit Soldiers? I miss them like a McRib and a 20 piece nugget meal.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hernie.Combs Runs Tokyo

Wok N Woll

Ju Ju Bees

Due to the nature of the job, I always leave work pretty late like 10 pm. So my movie viewing times are always pretty limited esp if I still have to go home. Well ANYWAYS, my last visit to the theatre granted me three options: Lions for Lambs, Bee Movie, and Fred Claus. Personally, I think Tom Cruise has lost his shit and will never be Maverick ever again; so Christmas Craze it was.

And as you know, I pretty much hate all that has to do with Christmas. From the Salvation Army Fat Asses to yet another bottle of Adiddas cologne I recieve; which my aunt probably picked up at the gas station on the way to our family party.

But frankly, I completely enjoyed this flick and haven't had that much fun with a Holiday film since Jingle all the Craze with Ahnold and Sinbad. Go ahead and watch it if you're slightly scrooged as myself.

Saturday, November 10, 2007


Peep the vintage footwear. RIP KM.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

It's official...

The limited sneaker thing is getting old. What they did'nt show is that from NY to LA to Munich, all of these places have the same shit. Believe me.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Just look at him...

I might be a little late to the party on this one, but you can't deny that this is pretty good. Some dude was so stoked on his dog that he plastered these all over Baltimore.

(Read between the lines: My bet is this dude was baked and working the overnight at a Kinko's. Still great? Why, yes it is.)

Monday, November 05, 2007

Huge Vage

Yeah, I saw it. American Gangster was sold out everywhere so we walked into this piece of shit. I normally enjoy your average DreamWorks craze such as Toy Story or Shrek; but this was as enjoyable as having to piss in gridlock traffic or as awesome as this dumb bitch. Imagine taking this piece home only to find she has the tramp stamp of the devil? Can anyone say Donkey Punch? It just goes to show that Jerry Seinfeld was nothing without Mr. Larry David.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Best pre flight speech ever.

You have to appreciate the extra effort put in by your average gay flight attendant. It's like they have a built in Xanax drip. Still hate Southwest Airlines though. Sorry Coan.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Simmons of the week.

Adventures in Hollyhood.

Spent the day on Tuesday rolling around LA with my sister and her friend Natalie who are in town from Florida. We started off with a roll by of the Walt Disney Concert Hall. Always cool to see. When asked if there was a tour of the interior, we got the response "..yeah, if you want to sit through an performance." New levels of douchebaggery.

From there we headed to the pioneering development of Hollywoodland to do the hike up to the sign. After stopping at the Beachwood Market to grab some waters and snacks, we hit the trail. After about 2 miles of dodging horseshit, we came to the end of the trail, about a quarter mile short of the sign itself. We decided to offroad it a bit and got within about 200 yards of it. Definitely cool to look back and say we stood next to it. Or as close as we could get without some climbing rigs.

After that it was Mel's Diner for some nourishment in the form of a big ass turkey dinner and then down to the Chinese Theater to see some imprinted cement and movie history. Always cool. Ended the night with an hour long session at Amoeba and dropped about 50 bucks on records. Damn.

I am sorry to report, I almost did buy this:

Don't hate. What other show has a heartwarming story arc featuring an overweight black housekeeper and a gruff Polish police detective with a heart of gold trying his best to raise two daughters on his own? Yeah, that's what I thought. Nell was like a black Mr. Belvedere. Oh yeah, she died from complications from diabetes from her obesity. Big surprise there.


In light of Hallows eve, I decided to catch up on some good old Korean gore cinema.

Good stuff. Mr. Bear, on the other hand, was completely unamused.

While housesitting my sister's place, during construction of the "baby room", I thought I'd be nice and buy some candy. Couple kids came, best dressed was the cast of Toy Story; with a curious young straggler lagging behind. He looked like he came straight from football practice complete with the dirty ass gear and cleats. He had a laundry bag packed to the hilt with snacks galore to match his 11yo pudgy body frame. I was excited because I was down to the last bit of candy and was hoping to give him the rest of the bag. However, once he looked in and saw my meager selection, he politely said, "No thanks, I'm good." We all had a laugh, but it made me think, am I missing out on the new cool candy?