Fuckin' A, yo. This bitch almost ate faster than Yogi Bitch. Heard he's coming into this year's contest with a jaw injury so we'll see if he can beat that crazy dude from last year. Guess Takeru's main competition killed like 60+ dogs in a recent qualifier. It would be a better contest to see how long they could go without shitting their pants. Uh-Ohhhh.
