Thursday, July 12, 2007

Caught in Pennsyltucky

This past weekend two cops were shot while investigating a possible stolen vehicle. The two officers saw an expensive German automobile in a questionable neighborhood and walked up to question the people inside the vehicle. They were immediately shot down. One is still in critical condition but his partner has been able to leave the hospital with sustained injuries.

I has been a hunt to find the three assailants but the third was found last night in, off all places, the Poconos. If you were escaping a serious crime from the NY Metropolitan area, it would be smart to possibly escape to Mexico, Canada, or even Vermont. However, our genius here thought it would be remote enough to escape to the depths of the Pennsylvania Alps. Perhaps it was the attraction of the beautiful Mount Airy Lodge that attracted him but STOOPS, there it is. What a ghetto retard.