I love New York newspapers. LA tries to be all politically correct, when you know the post would show a double penetration shot with a crackhead in the back making an underage porno move while 2 cops (in uniform) watched if they could get their hands on it.
Lindsay and Britney need to get their asses on Oprah and do some crying ASAP or it's lights out. Has anyone noticed neither of them have any talent whatsoever? I guess not. I halfway thought about driving to LA and scooping up dirt from her accident scene to put on eBay, but then I decided to do something worthwhile, so I made a turkey sandwich. No big deal.
