Friday, March 02, 2007

Where's the Pickle Bar?


So after the tradeshow in Jersey on Wednesday we hit up Harold's Deli, which to those who don't know is an iconic Jewish delicatessen. Jenn gave it her stamp of approval with her ultimate Jew-itude. Proper.



So the first thing I see when I walk in are cakes that are over a foot high. Now, I can't believe that I am saying this, but who needs that much damn cake? Seriously. So figuring out what to order is straight retarded, since everything is basically a supersized and then supersized again portion of whatever they have in the kitchen. PA Mike and I decided to split the "Hot Turkey Sandwich", which went something like this:

-Roughly 5 pounds of turkey on top of 4 slices of bread.
-About a quart and a half of mashed potatoes
-About a cup of cranberry sauce.
-About a quart of gravy.



We ate like refugees and did'nt even dent the bitch. Who needs this much food? It's like its the last restaurant you are going to see for miles, but wait, you are in NJ and there is a whole row of bullshit across the street. I was afraid of dessert so I got the hell out of there.