So Bulgaria just went into debt to buy a fleet of Porsche Cayenne ambulances. And I thought the S500 cabs in Germany were baller. Hopefully they have the champagne sprinklers and gold doorstops already.
"OK, so before I put you in here, let's get a few things straight. There will be no eating, drinking, and especially no bleeding in this ambulance. Got it? Good, now let's get you to the hospital." Our Bulgarian distributor once told me that they can't even get snowboard magazines there because the mail is always stolen (I think the word he used was hijacked). I give it about a week before there is a fake emergency and this shit gets carjacked, Sofia style, son.
