Woof.

The homies @Fernandez Barbershop just picked up a new mascot. They wasted no time in teaching the bird how to bark, meow, and whistle at customer's gf's. It's never a dull day at the shop may it be crackheads trying to sell bootleg PS3s, the entire staff running out to holla at some girl passing by the store, or my barber leaving mid-fade to buy a beer.

Sure beats the shop in my old neighborhood where a craze Russian woman named Zena with big orange hair, leopard print bodysuit, chain smoking to blasting KTU dance music, would sit me down and ask, "How you like?", then would proceed to rip a record setting clipper fade before her cig burned out. Pretty tight but I think I prefer a razor fade and the parrot.