Many congratulations go out to my big sis Pam over there in Florida who just dropped in on a new Mini Cooper convertible. She could'nt deserve it more, she has definitely endured some automotive horror stories over the years. Here is a highlight reel:
-First solo mission to Buffalo in Mom's Delta 88 resulted in minor sideswipage of a old car whose driver (who was 90 if he was a day) just did'nt understand that we NEEDED to get to mini golf in a damn hurry that fine Buffalo afternoon.
-Terd Brown Ford Marquis that looked like it was painted with rollers and paintbrushes. Oh wait, it was.
-Perfectly round hole in the back of her rear window when some University of Buffalo hooligans threw a bowling ball through her window while it was street parked overnight. Owning the situation, Pam decided to leave the bowling ball in the car as ballast for more traction on the treacherous Buffalo streets for the rest of the winter. Take that frat fucks!
We are all real proud of Pam for stepping up and buying something she wanted and is going to have a blast in. I can already see her motoring through Orlando with the top down, making every trip a good one. Happy motoring!
