I can't even describe the horror*. Something is telling me you won't see this on the nightly news. OK, maybe in Slovakia or somewhere where this type of thing happens every day.
*WARNING- Do not be eating any one or a combination of the following when clicking through the above link:
A) Hostess Cherry Pie
B) Quizno's Roast Beef sub with BBQ sauce.
C) Candy Apple
D) Japanese Vending Machine Panties
E) All of the above.
