So there was this girl in high school who got her underwear stolen out of the locker room by some mean ass girls. While that would normally be funny enough to constitute a good story, there is a little more. Well the aforementioned undies contained a special surprise, in the form of some custom poo stripes on the interior. After several groups of people saw them being kicked around the lunchroom, she was quickly given the nickname "Bacon Strips". Harsh.
Anyway, here are some Band Aids that look like bacon. No idea where to get them, I'm thinking Spencer's. You can get that and some Viva la Bam merch. Score.
