Finally some native Williamsburg residents have taken to themselves to curb the BK hipster epidemic. Tired of wealthy out-of-towners moving into their neighborhood claiming to be NY locals causing rampant gentrification of their friends & family having to leave town; the remaining kids have banded together armed with machetes targeting "white boys on bikes".
Officers from the South Williamsburg Precinct have confirmed a substantial increase in crime and gang warfare with the current high rate of employment & diving economy.
So to all those trust fund babies whose parents are throwing away thousands of dollars away for their kid to go to Pratt who although even after withdrawing party money for the night their account balance still won't dip past 10k but still try to maintain an "I'm poor" identity by dressing from thrift stores and living in low rent housing, you best protect ya neck and more importantly go fuck yourselves for the 100th time.
