Friday, May 05, 2006

Whiter than most.

Whitest dude EVER. Come to think of it, I don't remember Tom tripping the light fantastic in any of his movies, and this is the perfect evidence as to why that is. Don't remember the dance scenes from such fodder as Top Gun, Days of Thunder, The Last Samurai, or Cocktail? Yeah, this is why. But dude is worth about $460 million so he probably could give a shit about making an ass out of himself on 106 and Park. (If you are over 40 and reading this, it's American Bandstand but without Dick Clark and they actually let black people on the show this time.)