Back in tiiiiime.....

For that extra cash that's been burning a hole in your pocket, why not buy a Time Machine? There was some serious time spent on this thing, Flux Capacitor and all.

You had to have seen that one coming.

JONNY CAKE
3/4 c. yellow meal
1 c. flour
1/3 c. sugar
1 tsp. salt
3 tsp. baking powder
1 c. milk
1 egg, beaten
2 tbsp. shortening, melted
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Melt shortening in heavy oven proof skillet or muffin tin. Mix dry ingredients together. Add milk and beaten egg. Add melted shortening; stir well and pour into hot skillet. Bake 15 to 20 minutes until golden brown.

K-Fed Up

Roll it up.

Holy Toledo. It's a blog all about burritos. This is probably the only guy described by friends as being "really into burritos." I wonder if there is a post about Motley Crue using burritos in creative ways (like sticking their wieners into a Taco Bell #3 Combo) to mask the previous night's escapades (hookers and groupies) from their wives and girlfriends. Those 80's were something else.

Ghost, wait, no, MUFFLER ride the whip.

Turn the sound up and pump up the bass.

Night Night.

Given the number of tight apartments I've lived in over the years, it would have been great to know about these things say, around 1993 or so. Bedtime never looked so efficient.

Thuper Sthrong.

Who can we get to sell these super heavy duty Japanese dump trucks? Hmmm. How about a complete ear biting psychopath? Yeah, that seems like a good idea. Someone still needs to do a Tyson reality show, although I think someone would definitely get hurt, possibly multiple someones. Check the pre face tattoo clip here.

Whiter than most.

Whitest dude EVER. Come to think of it, I don't remember Tom tripping the light fantastic in any of his movies, and this is the perfect evidence as to why that is. Don't remember the dance scenes from such fodder as Top Gun, Days of Thunder, The Last Samurai, or Cocktail? Yeah, this is why. But dude is worth about $460 million so he probably could give a shit about making an ass out of himself on 106 and Park. (If you are over 40 and reading this, it's American Bandstand but without Dick Clark and they actually let black people on the show this time.)

HAZE G-SHOCK

I think I just nearly crapped myself, but if anyone in ASIA can cop me one...Thanks. :P

Where the magic happens.

Who does'nt love this classic.

DoubleTreeCookie.com

Perhaps I never noticed before, but once my sis' found out I was staying at a DoubleTree hotel, she couldn't stop raving about the complimentary cookies. She and her hub gave up cookies for Lent and were so excited to have the DT cookies they ordered. Being the super pastry cook she is, I figured they must be good. Upon first break, I couldn't believe the warmth and chocolatey goodness. F'n beats that Andes chocolate disc that some hotels keep on your pillow. I remember being so tired on a trip and sleeping right on one and getting chocolate all over my back.

Oh I Think They Like Me

Summertime means show time. This past weekend was no exception with Hot Import Nights Boston. We hit it hard with new mods, new sponsors and all our cars on show booths. The HIN circuit is a tough one with all the top cars showing and tons of politics. We usually go to these shows out of contractual obligation and for good times; never for wins. However, I managed to pick up a BEST JDM; comparable to Best in Show for true JDM fanatics. My ni**a Billy Boy also picked up f'n 3 trophies. Holla. Still hyped from last weekend.