I would have been pissed but the genius behind this was about 90. I'm
going to go with the "I just don't give a shit anymore" train of
thought that sets in around 80 or so as the logic for this. Okay, that
or this dude is just a riot at the early bird special and does a
slideshow of his various antics like a geriatric Jackass. I'm betting
against that one though.