Despite the rigorous testing done by PC WORLD, apparently the iPHONE isn't resistant to a bowl of HoneyComb cereal.
I swear Jesus just straight hates on me for my perpetual clowning of retards, Mexicans, and Haitan cab drivers. But instead of slowly torturing me ever other day for the next 50 years, I wish he would just off me "Final Destination" style. His final joke will probably be letting me live well into my 100s, crying myself to sleep every night with a loose asshole.
Hey, ay least the price of iPHONEs went down to $399, two weeks after I just bought mine for $599. Awesome!