Why yes, it will.

A day in the life.

From the first patrol to the last cat of the morning..

I'm on my f'n lunchbreak.

Yeah, it's that time of year again when Iget hella stressed out running around trying to get last minute gifts. I know I should do it online, do it early blah blah; but I cunt get packages @ my apt and I don't really care all that much. Every year, I get a pile of shit that I just hand over to my Pops anyways. Who cares about an size extra medium sweater from Lands End and some Addidas cologne. Not Me.

Mobile Office #2

Innsbruck to Munich 12.16.06

Holy Schnitz.

Schnitzel for days in Austria. Twice a day on more than one occasion. More to come soon....

Nigga Please from SNL

the most hilarious SNL "commercial" ever.

SNL CRAZE

May all your Holiday wishes come true.

MAC 10

Watch out for Prodigy's mixtape "Return of the MAC". Hot Shit.

BRGR

Been on a burger spree in the last week with some new joints poppin up. There's BRGR down near FIT which is pretty good. You can get fancy with some Roquefort cheese and avocados and all that shit there. Unfortunately, the burger is slightly overcooked (medium well) but construction is good.

My favorite is Lucky's Famous on 52nd and 9th. It's pretty f'n good. As close to In and Out you can get in NYC and you have the option to add BACON; which always wins. Plus you get a serious helping of crinkle cut fries if you're into that. I'd just rather down two burgers. Go tear it up if you are in the neighborhood.

Just Shoot Me

Blew a head gasket in the winter whip. Gotta pull the engine and replace the block. Prob gonna be gettin' dirty when I should be sliding around the first cold weekend this winter. What's so great about sitting on a lift, freezing your ass off only to slide down a sheet of ice with crusty snow meatballs on top? Everything pretty much.

Gs down on a lawyer, now Gs down on the whip. What now? I'm about to lose my shit in a minute.

You scared the Egg Nog out of me.

A gallery of kids scared shitless of Santa Claus? Yes please.

Here's a new one.

Crazy shit right herrrrrrr.

Trackstar of the Weekend

Thought I caught a bad one...

Got pulled over and got caught driving with a suspended license. Misdemeanor charge- $5000 if I don't show up for court and a summons goes out for my arrest. Sweet. Gs down for a lawyer and court fines. Pissed as fuck but I didn't get as shit on as this guy:


"A man has been shot dead by police in Queens just hours before he was due to be married. Sean Bell was on a night out with friends at a strip club where they were out on a bachelor night.

Two of his friends, Joseph Guzman and Trent Benefield, were also hurt in the shooting outside the club which had been under police surveillance.

Their car reportedly hit an unmarked police vehicle, prompting officers to fire 50 bullets.

New York's Mayor said officers took action because they thought there was going to be a fight outside the club and feared a weapon would have been used.

Police have been looking for evidence at the scene.

An investigation is under way and the families are demanding that the police explain their actions."

50 FUCKING BULLETS. How many bullets does it take to kill someone? Thought one was fine. Guess they went to the same police academy as Abner Louima's officers. Moral of the story is: "Watch your ass on the streets and don't drive a flashy car". Might get shot or even worse.