Just got back from Park Slope from a "It's the Rub" party. Shit's pretty tight as you hear all the hits from 90s hip hop like the Beatnuts, So So Def All Stars like KP & Envyi, and some O.G. Baltimore house: all mashed up with the goodness. The crowd is always down to get down so you can't go wrong with this Brooklyn semi-monthly jam.
From rubbin' up to some random hotties, watching some beautiful lesbians making out on the dance floor, to seeing a closet crush Elisha Cuthbert doppleganger in a wife beater it was a hella good time. The crown jewel of the night was my friend Tee stepping on this dude's Tiffany Dunks. Dude was soo bummed. Listen hipster, you come to the Rub to get down, not try out for Project Runway.
