OK, everyone needs to be honest, everyone on Desperate Housewives is totally disgusting. I'm even throwing Eva Longoria in there since she eventually will transform into what you see above, and also because she had the balls to try to play an FBI agent in her first big movie role. Play something believable, like a washed up soap star who caught a lucky break and got on a show with so many ugly hags you can't help but look good.
